Take a Hairy Look at Laser Removing My Hairy Back
I can’t imagine my living with my previous hairy back. I mean, I’m not the only one whose dressed like a monkey – just got to the swimming baths and you’ll see at least 5 specimens of ape like qualities! It’s not just my back – I get really weird long hairs that appear in the most random part of my body – my mate had an in growing hair in his coexist. The doctor told him he had a really abnormal condition and that basically he was growing a tail. OMG I laughed – but hey if that was me I‘d be devastated – it required an operation!
Now my vain aesthetics aren’t quite as bad in scale – but I do get very long wispy eyebrows – I’ve had funny looks off hairdressers before when I asked them to “give them a quick trim”! Most of us have unwanted body hair and we tend to remove it in the most time consuming methods of grooming. I’d religiously be plucking out these strands of genetic mutation and either shaving or waxing as soon as the follicles gave birth to another sprout! I realise that this affliction would be considered much more drastic if I was a woman, I do feel sorry for those of the fairer species who have tashes, or an insane amount of deforestation to do on the legs, under the arms and around the bikini line etc. The only way to do it and not waste years of your life getting OCD from incessant grooming is to get laser hair removal treatment!
You will find most of the recognised, famous and established clinics are operating in London. There must be a lot of hairy natives and immigrants here to cover the rest of the UK because the clinics are making a killing! Just type in laser hair removal London
And you will see a wealth of clinics offering bespoke treatments for celebrities. I guess my location means that I won’t be able to afford these luxurious treatments and I have 3 options – contiunue the plucking game, get a cheap quote from someone less desirable in these parts – or stay a northern monkey!
Laser hair removal is popular, and is trending with various other new wave treatments such as sticking your feet in a bowl of piranhas (or garrarufa as I believe they are called)
While there’s nothing wrong with shaving and waxing people like me just hav so much body hair that if I was to wax – I’d pass out from the pain! Defo time for an alternative method. Laser hair surgery is non invasive. All that happens is that a laser beam pulsates and puts the hair follicles into very precise crosshairs and snipers each one like Ghengus Khan with an elastic band. They effectively nuke the follicle and kill off the hair at the root – so that you don’t have to worry about future episodes of embarrassing twinds of hair in the wrong place.